i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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