so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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