A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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