Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i will never coherently bang her
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
His hands were made for my vagina.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
