hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Houston, we have a squirter
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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