Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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