If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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