hotel room ftw
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Randomize