the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
A bitchslap is in order.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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