When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
