If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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