Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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