What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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