What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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