What a fucking waste of an outfit
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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