I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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