Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I know her cup size but not her name....
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