Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i think my mom watched the whole time
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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