just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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