It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Sober January is a disaster.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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