Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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