I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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