Do vagina's smell?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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