I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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