There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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