Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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