Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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We need to rekindle our bromance
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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