it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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