When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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