so that wasnt chicken after all
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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