I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
