Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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