I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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