Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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