I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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