I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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