Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The Olympian is in my bed
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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