I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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