It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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