are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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