So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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