I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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