Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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