Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
operation have a gay friend backfired
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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