So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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