The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
