i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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