We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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