You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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