and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
where am i from again
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I had to cum in my sink.
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