you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I forget how to act sober
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