i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
do herpes really smell.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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