she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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