I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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