I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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I need you to use more vowels.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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