Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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