if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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